will die from reading xFear The Herox's post....LOLZ
"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock! Buck up, boy, you are one very lucky marine!"
goes to work out for the first time in awhile, while doing the power clean he try to lift too much and he crap out his intestines. this results into not being able to poop, so he jumps off a building only to hit a yawning and live. while the cops question him about jumping off the building a while dog comes out of no where and bits his dangling intestines only to have him bleed to death
rage quits due to noobs on terrible community maps. Throws controller which then precedes to bounce and then hit girlfriend in head who was just yelling at you to get off the Xbox (oh the irony) . Kills instantly. Cops do a check up on the house due to a domestic disturbance caused by you and your girlfriends yelling to see dead body. You are arrested. After a long court case that takes 6 years of your life you are found guility and then are sent to jail. On the first day because of some freak accident your Prison wall blows up and you escape prison. You have been on the run for about six months now and they have given up the search party. You seem to be off only to see an inter dimensional portal appear. An savage, demon seagull comes out and then proceeds to rip your throat out.
GT: THE JFLOOD
I am Aussie. ie. I will probably have bad connection on anything but Halo.